February 2012
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
when someone you hate comes up to you and is like...
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I’m like “aww really, thanks. You too”
But when they turn around I’m like:
The awkward moment when somebody tells you they...
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channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok