February 2011
“Good things come to those who wait.”
– (via strawburryshortcakes)
Creepers
Excited to see that I had new followers, I decided to take a gander at one of their blogs. I clicked…..and I found a butt load of nude pictures on one.-________- never again am I going to click on an unkown follower’s blog. NEVER AGAIN.
when a fake girl you hate comes at you and...
fyeahjulieha:
Girl: Wanna hear a joke? Guy: Sure Girl: Pussy. ...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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January 2011
lets be real
ohshxtmyles:
kidbrucie:
all the girls on jersey shore only hate sammi cause she looks 78977886676867868 times better than them.
thank you!
Let’s be real, they hate caua she didn’t appreciate them looking out for her in the first place. She was blinded by her fucking relationship & didn’t give a damn that the girls were trynna help her out.
When You Forgot To Do Your Homework .
artceballos:
That awkward moment when you're smiling at your...
artceballos:
MIND YA BUSINESS. Haha
Ashton Kutcher, No Strings Attached →
ohshxtmyles:
annaaamaayorrr:
I was shooting a scene in my new film, No Strings Attached, in which I say to Natalie Portman,
“If you miss me. you can’t text, you can’t email, you can’t post it on my Facebook wall. If you really miss me, you come and see me.”
I began to think of all of the billions of intimate exchanges sent daily via fingers and screens, bouncing between satellites and...
“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, even months analyzing a situation,...”
– -Tupac Shakur (via jdt33)
On Valentine's Day:
strawburryshortcakes:
whatdifallinto:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
Well…
jennyboo95:
SEX is a sensation caused by a temptation a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation, do you get my explanation or do you need an demonstration?
Your period
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw everybodys face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
Your boobs hurt
The positives
You’re not pregnant
introducing, neveralone guy.
purpderp:
kkkpartybus:
I’m in love.
That moment when you feel like crying but don't...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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Then suddenly, someone asks you “are you okay?”
so you go:
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